Anyone looking to get a beat down in DirtyApu’s Hizzy can sign up by sending $100 through Apu’s paypal account using the following e-mail address apu@dirtyapu.com and I will commence to kicking off in your a$$.
Come on down to the Kwik-E-Mart where you will always find an ass whooping blue light special. I will serve it up cold just the way you like it! Gas may be high but you don’t have to travel to far to find one of Apu’s special ass whoopin’s.
I’ll even come to you. Post your server IP address in the comment section. I will jump in and give you one free ass whooping on the house.
Peace V…..
