Unstoppable… Ultra Kill…

DirtyApu Unstoppable…

That  is right boys and girls DirtyApu doesn’t usually blog two days in a row because normally he is to busy whipping some poor saps ass but this one was just too good not to share.  As you can see the Apuster was dishing out quiet the ass whopping.  The title says it all… if you had been in the game you would have heard things like DirtyApu Unstoppable, DirtyApu Ultra Kill, DirtyApu Rampage… and so on.  There was just no containing the thrashing I unleashed on these noob’s. 

All the little Apuster’s out there relish in the glory and cheer on your hero.  If your not a bonafied memeber of the Apu nation, just jump into a quake game or counter-strike game where Apu is playing and you soon will be.  Hell, Dunasty and Deekeye are secretly part of the Apu Nation but who could blame them.  It’s hard not to look up to someone with such superior skills.  That’s right Dunasty and Deekeye’s secret is out.  They to are members of the Apu Nation.

 

Well kids I felt I had lied to you long enough so the cat is out of the bag.  Enjoy the horrendous ass whipping Apu dished out today and all you Apuster’s out there be kind to Dunasty and Deekeye.  They may have been lying to you for all these years but remember they to are Apuster’s just like you.

Until next time… Peace V.    

~DirtyApu~ 

Parting Shot…

DirtyApu kicking much ass as usual...

This one goes out to all the Dunasty fans?! anybody… anybody… ok maybe he don’t have any fans. 

I spent many a fun filled afternoon whipping Dunasty’s ass but for now he is on a hiatus for a few months. Dunasty has moved across the state and until he can get settled into his new diggs we may not see much of him.  I just wanted all you little Apusters out there know that DirtyApu is still kicking ass and taking names.  Here is a sample from a Counter-Strike game I was playing just after Dunasty went on his walk about.  As you can see some pretty impressive numbers were being chalked up by the Apuster. 

Now boys and girls if you really want to see Apu’s score rise just wait until Dunasty gets back in the game.  You may notice the usual absence of Deekeye the deserter.  He was off picking his nose somewhere but you can rest assured when Dunasty is back and Deekeye shows up, it will be a DirtyApu Ass Whipping Extravaganza.  All these punks are going to do is give the Apuster some easy targets.  So if you really want to see a score get out of site, add your comments below encouraging Deekeye and Dunasty to jump back in.  That is right boys and girls Apu can kick these boys ass in multiple games, not just Quake. 

So for now until I post again… All you little Apusters out there much love and for Deekeye Stinkeye and Dunasty the Dung Dong… Taste the shoe polish boys!!!

Peace V….

Apu

Apu History….

Greetings from the Smackaho Tribe!

Let me tell you a story boys and girls about Apu’s ancestory… That’s right, Apu is opening up about his past.  I feel a need to let all the the little Apuster’s know that Apu is part Indian.  Apu is from a great tride raised on the mean streets and badlands.  The tribes name reflects on how Apu whips his opponents in the Arena.  The tribe Apu speaks of are few in members but great at Kickassory. 

We are the Smackaho tribe.  Thats right boys and girls, Smackaho.  Apu lived up to one of his tribes great traditions today and Smacked dees ho’s like he owned em.  Just take a look at how bad the smacking was.  Deekeye Stinkeye couldn’t even break into the double digits.  WOW!  People say Apu why are so great, how is it that you whip these boys ass so easily.  Apu just smiles and remembers his ancestors and the great warriors they were and knows it’s just the Kickassory tradition handed down over the generations.  Sorry fellows but the great Apu will always be on top.  Smacking Ho’s and taking names.

So as I carry on the great traditions of my people all you little Apuster’s remember, Come rain, sleet, or shine, Apu will deliver the foot to your behind.  And to all you little Apuster’s out there, Peace, Love and Smackaho’s forever!

V……  DirtyApu! (Smackaho’s Unite!)

From Dusk till Dawn

Dusk til Dawn little Apusters that is how long Apu whoops these chumps ass.  That is right boys and girls, Apu has been at it again.  Morning, Night, Lunch time, any time Apu is whipping ass non-stop.  Today was no exception to the rule.  As you can see Deekeye, deeked out on us before the end of the game but rest assured Apu was whipping his ass too.  That’s right boys and girls, Apu is going to have to quit running Blue Light Specials or he is going to run out of ass whoopin’s for the rest of the chumps of the world.

As you can see Apu is on his game at anytime of the day.  If any of you little Apusters out there feel that you are being picked on by some Quake bully, just let Apu know.  I will hop in the arena at any time of the day and save your ass.  I will run a special blue light extravaganza just for you and whip some chump ass just like I do the Deekeye and Dunasty chumps.

Well, once again I am posting the results of a frag fest in which Apu dominated.  That’s right boys and girls I said dominated.  The Apuster is mightier than the sword.  Notice that Dunasty was so beat down he couldn’t even manage to beat one of the bots!  Sad but true!

Until next time little Apusters….  Peace we outta here!

DirtyApu

Stomp!

Well boy’s and girls now you don’t have to go all the way to Broadway to see a first class exibition, you can just come down to DirtyApu’s House of Pain and watch this long time crowd pleaser…. Stomp!  That is right you can see Stomp for free and it is much better then the broadway version.  You get to see DirtyApu Stomp Deekeye Stinkeye and Dunasty.  Two for One!!!   So come on down little Apuster’s to the fabulous Apu Arena and watch Stomp first hand.

Not only will you get to witness Stomp of Ass but you can see Stomp of heads, Stomp them while their down.  Stomp the Dunasty and best of all Stomp the Deekeye.  Thats right boy’s and girls an Ass Stomping blue light special for all.  No admission fee if you show your Apuster card.  So ya’ll come on down now… Ya hear!

Until next time little Apuster’s…  Peace and Stomp forever!

DirtyApu

Here we go! Here we go!

That’s right little Apusters, I have been so busy kicking off in some ass I have not had time to catch everyone up on the latest happenings.  So let me give you the News and Reviews from the past month. 

First these boys find funny new places to try and get their frag on but Apu just keeps knocking them down.  That’s right Apu kicked off in some ass while these chuckleheads were running around like a bunch of school girls chasing a stray cat.  Need I say more???

Now that Apu has put up the Apu Hizzy server we can get our frag on at any time of the day.  I have been instructing the boys to jump in and get some practice on the bots but hell I think the bots are kicking their ass!  Sad but true. 

Anyway, here is a few scores for all you little Apuster’s to enjoy.  Remember Peace, Love, The Sl@p!!

Enjoy Boy’s and Girls!!!  These boy’s are weak!!!

Apu V……

Beat up from the Street Up!

That’s right little Apuster’s, Dunasty took a boot up the ass once again.  What’s even better is he advertised it as a blue light special.  Well, boys and girls you know Apu don’t appreciate anyone trying to run a blue light special… especially when Apu has exclusive rights to the blue light special.  Instead of hiring a lawyer I took matters into my own hands and dished out a little special of my own.  It was a Special Ass Whoopin’ Apu style!! 

Dunasty is like oh great Apu what about me what about my wins.  Well, his wins have been so few and far between I am not sure I would even call them wins.  There more like anomalies. So when Dunasty tries to talk about his wins I just have to giggle because all the little Apuster’s know the deal.  Oh by the way I think Dunasty is going to start his blog back up… It will be called “The House of Stain”  because he soils himself everytime Apu is in the Arena!

Until next time boys and girls… Peace and Apuness forever …V.

The Great but not to Late DirtyApu!

 P.S. You may be detecting a trend here… No Deekeye.  Guess he is just to afraid to face the Mighty Apu!

Taste the Shoe Polish.

That is right boys and girls… You may have thought DirtyApu deserted you but here I am back and better than ever.  I took a little holiday from the blogging but believe it when I tell you I haven’t given Dunasty or Deekeye any holiday.  I have been kicking their ass on a regular basis and making them cry like little girls.  Just to prove my point I am going to include several ass whoopin’s they have received over the past few month for all you little Apuster’s to enjoy.  Don’t get to excited when you see these boy’s and girls… The best is yet to come! 

Dunasty Loves the camping but on Oct. 7 2007, camping couldn’t save his sorry a$$.

That’s right boys and girls take a look at these scores. These ladies were certainly tasting the shoe polish today!

New Diggs for Kickin’ Ass

That’s right little Apuster’s I am back and let me catch you up on the latest happenings in Apuland… First of all Dunasty was shamed and finally realized that he was not going to win no matter how hard he tried and started staying in the game till the end.  Chalk one up for the little Apusters out there.  (Persistant ass whippings pay off!) 

Next the Tri-Quakers have found some exciting new diggs along with an augmented form of play that allows the Apuster’s talents to shine ever so brightly.  That’s right boy’s and girl’s as if you didn’t know already the Apuster is still kicking off in some ass at every turn of the game.  These boy’s thought throwing a gaggle of bots in the mix might improve their chances… WRONG!  The Apuster whipped all those asses.  As  you can see by the score it was quiet the Melee.  Have no fear little Apusters your hero prevailed and kicked more ass than ever before.

I have never seen so many whipped asses.  It was a whip, whip here.  A whip, whip there.  Here a whip there a whip everywhere a whip, whip.  Ol’ Apuster had a Melee Ee i ee i o!!!  I will tell you this boy’s and girls… in the midst of kicking so much ass and shoving rockets down these punks throat the Apuster managed to have a little fun.

That’s all for now little Apusters… Until next time (as always)…… Peace

DirtyApu

Hornswaggling the Apu Nation!

That’s right its a sad sad day to find out that Dunasty is deliberatley trying to Hornswaggle all you little Apusters.  In an obvious attempt to prevent the Great Apu from capturing evidence of an obvious beat down, Dunasty has taken to some very nasty habits.  As you can see from the last couple of post the full wrath of Apu has not been played out.  Why is that you may ask… well it happens to be that in a very cowardly fashion Dunasty likes to wait until the Apuster has almost finalized the OG beatdown and then jump out of the game.

That’s right boys and girls there is no level to low to which Dunasty will stoop in an attempt to keep the news of another smack down from reaching all you little Apusters.  But have no fear for your hero is here!  That’s right little Apusters, DirtyApu is always one step ahead of these yahooies I took a screen shot before the game was over so that all of you could relish in the victory that is Apu!

Stay tuned boy’s and girls and Apu will keep you up to date on all the dirty dealings of the opposition and all the triumphs of the Apu nation!

Until next time……. Peace

Apu